This card says what you were thinking all along. Plus the fact that it'll seem less bitchy than saying it out loud. At least you'll both laugh about it. Good riddance they say.
Inside: Blank for your own message
Colour: Rose Gold foil blocking
Size: A6 (148x105mm)
Weight: 360 gsm
Paper geek details: Materica by Fedrigoni in a Gesso colour - a shade of white for those who want to know - and it's completely biodegradable and recyclable.
Handcrafted card printed using a hand printing press. Foil blocked front and back.
Matching Materica envelope included.